October 9, 2009

Adult Films

40andbitter:

I’m sitting here watching Point Blank (1967) with Lee Marvin (43) and Angie Dickenson (38). Halfway through their fleshy old person sex scene with grey-chested Lee Marvin and JFK-shagger Angie Dickenson it hit me why it’s such a turn on.

I am so sick of watching young people have sex in movies! They have no idea how to do it. Their arched backs and carefully choreographed positions make me cringe.

Why am i being subjected to this pornography of ineptitude?

Give me pot bellied and appendix scarred Lee Marvin. This man could leave scars on your heart! And Angie Dickenson blows any 20-something off the screen with her ballsy sex appeal.

Please. Can we send the kiddie’s with their vixen glances and half parted lips to bed and let grownups start taking off their clothes for a change!?

It’s called “the adult” film industry for a reason.

It makes me bitter.